OH FUCK!
I am actually in a relationship for the dreaded Valentines day. For the most part I consider this a day to drink whiskey and reflect on why I think the whole business of love and relationships is a silly thing for the complacent and desperate. I was the hold out of all of my friends and family, sure i would date from time to time, but I never really cared for the commitment, the dependency, the mess, the tears or the large amounts of money spent on the courtship process. I am lone wolf, who can see danger from a mile away. I sneered and giggled at my friends who fell like dominoes into the grasp of this black oblivion. Then, I met Mathew, and he was better and being with me than I was at pushing him away.
He has got giant eyes and noodle arms. Doc Holliday is his great, great, great grandfather. and for the past year or so I wake up everyday to his grouchy face. I love him, and his O.C.D ways. But now I am up shit creek because I have no clue what to do about Valentines day. All of my straight firend have chimed in with several different ideas on how to make this a success. here are the top 3 ideas and why they don't work for a guy like me.
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First suggestion.
spread rose petals all over the house, light a bunch of candles and have a bubble bath waiting for him.
First Problem
Mathew has OCD and would freak out if there were a bunch a flower petals around the house.
Second Suggestion
Wait for him to come home and be naked on the bed with a bow around your junk.
Second Problem
Even the thought of that is making me laugh. I don't know if I could keep a straight face lon enough to pull it off.
Third Suggestion
go out for a romantic dinner and a concert/movie/whatever
Third Problem
Money
I think that the best solution is always the most simple. I love him everyday and I don't need to show that 1 day a year, I need to show it everyday.
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ReplyDeleteI know what you mean. I'm not a very romantic person, but Adam eats all that flowers, cards and candy stuff UP! I wish I knew of a place that sells and delivers single roses. Last year I ended up paying $55 for a not-even-that-impressive glass vase full of tulips that I had delivered to him while he was at work. He LOVED it, but then I was broke and he ended up buying me drinks that night anyway. -sigh-
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