Annual Confessions

It's that time of year again.  Time for me to confess all of my dastardly deeds of 2010.  Well actually i am a few years behind on them so here is a combined list.   Don't judge to harshly.

1. I often times would put gum under tales at work on purpose
2. I would steal a piece of hanger steak from almost every plate at Spencer's
3. I went pee pee in the Hilton hot tub...like 4 times
4. I would imitate almost every manager and supervisor i have ever had and perform for housekeeping
5. I blamed my office fart on the new guy.
6. I saved my Starbuck's cup for a week and only paid refill price
7. I spent most of my Team Member of the Month money on Whiskey.
8. I blew my nose on the bedspread of my Boyfriends roommate (he was an asshole)
9. i got kind of rough during a session of Slug Bug
10. When i was too lazy to do laundry i would throw away my socks and buy new ones
11. When I was on Dance Your Ass Off i would pretend to forget something in the dance studio and go back in and fart.
12. I smoked one cigarette every single Sunday when i was on DYAO.  I would tell the P.A. i was going to buy a magazine
13. I grazed Janice Dickenson's boob on purpose
14. I once went to one Wendy's and bought Chicken Nuggets then ate them on my way to another Wendy's to buy more, just to see if there was a difference.
15. I dropped a baked potato on the floor at work and still served it to a Utah Jazz Player.
16. .I went to an audition drunk....but still booked it
17. I hate Jack Johnson
18. I think Lady Ga Ga kind of looks like a banana slug.
19. I farted in Kevin Anderson's Section (God I fart a lot maybe i should see a doctor about that)
20. I told a bird who scared me to fuck off.

that all the that I can post on the internet

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